I have just watched Eltons sixtieth birthday show on one of the music channels provided by Sky.

Extrovert, outlandish, gay as a post, fantastic and talented are a few words I could use to explain Elton john, after watching the show it took me back in time to when I was a younger person enjoying the beats and sounds of my youth and Mr Elton used to figure in those days quite alot.

 I’ve been to many weddings, parties and social events where Sir Elton was blasting  out of the speakers.

How did he do it? get away with the whole” I’m a fag thing” in the 70′s 80′s and 90′s when gay was such a taboo subject to us homophobes, yes I am a self confessed homophobe, but still can appreciate the excellent talent that some people posses and Sir Elton fits into that bracket just as George Michael and Jake Sheers do also.

To some things up I admire these people that stand up for who and what they are and I take my hat of to them, because in this cruel and unforgiving society we all live in, it is not easy to tell people what and who you are.

I have a 12 year old son who attends one of the top Secondry schools in Wales and he is the recipient of torrents of abuse from, yes you guessed it “school bullies” an uncultured breed of inbred useless scum the scourge of modern day society.

Obviously I am constantly telling my son not to be discouraged by these thick mindless morons that have no place in the education system, after all when I was a child I was bullied too and it got the bullies nowhere and I’m now a successful Head Chef with a glowing career and beautiful family, as for the bullies well lets just say the ones that bullied me are in a little more desperate situations such as prison or homelessness.

To my point quickly, on ringing the school that I will not name, my partner spoke to the Head of my sons year and explained the situation as she best could from my sons explanations of the abuse, three or even four days later my son returns home from a day at school to tell me that he is no longer partaking in break times or lunch breaks or even his favourite past time Drama due to attending classes to promote confidence in bullied children, does this piss me off “yes it does”, on asking my son do bullies attend classes to teach them on how to treat other people he replied in a, I can only explain bewildered tone “no Dad”! Jesus H Christ what is it with today’s society take the bullied children away from the bullies, so bullies get their leisure time, what about eradicating bullying completely by putting them in the damn classes at break times.

Does this make any sense to anyone out there? Should the bullied kids be taught self confidence, yes I think they need to learn to ignore, but more importantly bullies need to be taught human and morale ethics on how you are to treat fellow students and teachers.

50 Pounds English Sterling to be precise, is the bet between these two strange and completely different characters.

Rigby an ageing Ex army master Chef that thinks thickening a curry with gravy powder is the done thing in today’s catering establishments and swirls of cream denotes flare.

Stokes an eccentric word god, with far to much time on his hands for mischief.

Long and short of it is that as all us footy enthusiasts know Stokes has won the bet but will Rigby accept it “No will he fuck as like” so it’s now down to Stokes to collect his fortune from said Rigby.

Chances are Rigby will try and cop out of it by sending Stokes some sand or even a case of Broccoli and if he really gets creative a curry thickened with Knorr gravy granules.

If Stokes does collect this 50 English pounds, and not some uninspiring curry dish from the sand dunes of Iraq, I think he will rein act the Demi More seen in Indecent proposal, after all he did ask for all pearl divers.

The juices is my little girl, DJ Winne pooh as she goes by in my household, a beautiful scarlet haired baby. I write this blog for just the feelings I’m experiencing at this time in my fortunate existence.

Before the Juice Friday nights out were a must, on the town with my fellow man Stokes and Steve and at times Nathan my brother, and always with the Flakes, times have changed Flakes is a mear memory of good times and the guys well they think I’m a boring old shit for brains, little do they know that I’m just a happy guy enjoying the joys of father hood at last, I say at last as I have 3 other Children and have had for quite some time.

 Growing up is what I’m doing at this time, realising the responsibilities that i have are important to not me but the young ones in my immediate care. A long time coming this change in my extra curricular activities.

So a message to all those not doing as they should, it bites you in the ass if you don’t be good.